Rico Suave, The Smooth Operator
Rico Suave fully lives up to his name. Inspired by Gerardo Mejía’s iconic 90s one-hit wonder, “Rico Suave,” this charming burro has a heart set on two things: carrots and the ladies
His standout talent? Sticking out his big tongue on demand—a trick that’s both hilarious and adorable.
Lolita, The Queen of Sass
Lolita is the undeniable diva of Beso de Burro Ranch. With a fabulous hair accessory collection and a sassy attitude, she lives life entirely on her terms. From tipping over wheelbarrows full of poop to twirling rubber chickens, Lolita’s antics keep everyone on their toes.
When not racing, Lolita enjoys playing with dump trucks, broken hula hoops, and ruling the ranch with flair and style.
Macho Man, the Stoic Heartthrob
Known as Macho Muchacho or Mr. Big Handsome, Macho Man is the tender-hearted soul of Beso de Burro Ranch. His undeniable good looks are matched only by his gentle nature.
Unlike his outgoing counterparts, Macho is more cautious, making you work a bit harder to earn his trust. But the reward? Cozy donkey snuggles and unforgettable quality time with this sweet guy.
Caper, the Charming Showstopper
Caper may be the youngest of the herd, but she’s already made quite the impression. With doe eyes that could melt even the toughest heart and a flair for the dramatic, she lives up to her name in every way.
With her Lolita-like markings and love of dress-up sessions, Caper is occasionally mistaken for her big sister. But her sweet, precocious nature make her unmistakably one of a kind.
Kevin, the dood in chief
Kevin the Labradoodle, lovingly called “Kevin the Dood" or just "The Dood" is the guardian and greeter of Beso de Burro Ranch. In his eyes, it’s not just a ranch—it’s a “dood ranch,” where his dog friends are always welcome, and the fun never ends.
From his perch on the ranch house’s picture window, Kevin watches over the property. Ever the Coloradan, he also enjoys brewery visits with his parents.
Michelle, The Heart of Beso de Burro
Michelle is the creative heart of Beso de Burro Ranch, infusing it with playful energy and vibrant charm. The donkeys are her beloved playmates, and she shows her affection through endless dress-up sessions, thoughtful toys, and fabulASS photo shoots. Oh—and a disco ball in the barn for dancing with donkeys.
From training to enjoying coffee breaks or having happy hour on a stump in the corral, Michelle makes every moment unforgettable.
Scott, The Hands-On Hero
Scott is the steady hand keeping Beso de Burro Ranch running smoothly. An unexpected but devoted donkey dad, he draws on skills learned growing up on his grandfather’s farm.
Whether mending fences or helping with Michelle’s legendary donkey parties (which he secretly loves), Scott is always on the move—because there’s always something to do.